“There is light at the end of the tunnel…just make sure it isn’t a train…”
- Sir Charles Barkley
Archive for 2009
Stop It!!!
In Little Hill humor on May 25, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Stop passing out in your drunken stupor...
Caught in the parking lot of Jack in the Box in Hollyweird…Don’t be that girl!!!
Mastermind Minute
In Little Hill brain waves on April 29, 2009 at 4:55 pm“Sometimes the truth hurts, but in the long run, lies hurt more…”
- Dennis Haskins as Mr. Belding on Saved by the Bell
Not-so Mastermind Minute
In Little Hill brain waves, Little Hill humor on April 20, 2009 at 5:22 pmRepresentatives of the best country in the world??? Really???
Kids…don’t do drugs!!!
more about “Hulu – Miss USA: Miss California – In…“, posted with vodpod
TAXES!!!
In Little Hill humor on April 15, 2009 at 9:21 pmMastermind Minute
In Little Hill brain waves on April 7, 2009 at 6:50 pm“My first real big influence was…Bugs Bunny.”
- Dave Chapelle
Mastermind Minute
In Little Hill brain waves on March 31, 2009 at 5:50 pm“Now I could let these dream killers kill my self-esteem
Or use my arrogance as the steam to power my dreams
I use it as my gas, so they say I’m gassed
But without it, i’d be last, so I ought to laugh
So I don’t listen to the suits behind the desk no more
You n***** wear suits ’cause you can’t dress no more
You can’t say s*** to Kanye West no more
I rocked 20,000 people, I was just on tour
I’m Kan, the Louis Vuitton Don
Bought my mom a purse, now she Louis Vuitton Mom
I ain’t play the hand I was deal, I changed my cards
I prayed to the skies and I changed my stars…”
-Kanye West, “Last Call”
Mastermind Minute
In Little Hill brain waves on March 23, 2009 at 6:34 pm“The impossible is possible…if you are awesome!!!”
- Rhino the Hamster
Mastermind Minute
In Little Hill brain waves on March 17, 2009 at 11:04 pm“I’m so 3008…you’re so two-thousand and a late…”
Black Eyed Peas – “Boom Boom Pow”
Mastermind Minute
In Little Hill brain waves on March 4, 2009 at 9:24 pm“There is nothing worse than doing nothing…”
- Cannot remember the source
Sex Position of the Week: Couch Canoodle
In Little Hill activity on February 16, 2009 at 3:19 pm(courtesy of Cosmopolitan)
Shake up the life of your couch potato you call your boyfriend.
EROTIC INSTRUCTIONS:
Have your partner sit back on a couch (or a comfy chair). Straddle his lap with your legs splayed apart and your knees bent up against his chest. Slowly lean back so you’re almost upside down with your arms stretched behind you (all the way to the floor) to support your weight and maintain your balance. Thrust back and forth against him, opening and closing your legs.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
This passion pose supplies the kind of naughty sex scene that all men yearn for. It gives him a full-frontal va-va-voom view of you in action, one that’ll undoubtedly fuel his dirtiest fantasies for a long, long time. Plus, because you’re the one who sets the speed and timing, you can treat yourself to the exact motions that make you moan with desire and take you over the edge of ecstasy.
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/positions/sex_position_the_couch_canoodle_sex
Role*Play*Friday: Princess Leah
In Little Hill activity on February 13, 2009 at 2:41 pmOnce again Olivia Munn shows us how to bring your man’s fantasies to your bedroom. Or his bedroom. Or a hotel. Or the rooftop…
Mastermind Minute
In Little Hill brain waves on February 12, 2009 at 8:40 pmIt’s a “Two for Thursday” day…feeling a little generous to share insight…
“Fashions fade…style is eternal…”
“Over the years, I’ve learned that what is important in a dress is the woman wearing it…”
- Yves Saint Laurent
Little Hill inspiration: Melina (music video director)
In Little Hill inspiration on February 11, 2009 at 2:12 pmHer videos are…memorable.
The dance scenes from Ne-yo’s ‘Closer’. Katy Perry’s 1940’s garb in ‘Thinking of You’. And of course, Beyonce’s opening scene catwalk in ‘Diva’.
Ne-yo – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NhJ1IZZDBQ
Beyonce – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuDE9vRZvg0
Mastermind Minute
In Little Hill brain waves on February 9, 2009 at 11:47 pm“…any moment will be our last. Everything’s more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now…”
- Brad Pitt aka Achilles
Sex Position of the Week: Pleasure Pick Me-Up
In Little Hill activity on February 9, 2009 at 1:47 pm(courtesy of Cosmopolitan)
This is for your knight in shining armor who doesn’t need a bed to get busy…
EROTIC INSTRUCTIONS:
Standing with his back against the edge of the bed (or even the washer or dryer), your stud picks you up with his hands cradling your bottom and the backs of your thighs. Wrap your legs around his waist (place your feet on the bed for support) and your arms around his neck and shoulders. As his penis enters you, you hang suspended from him, bouncing up and down with the help of his arms.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
For those who love a he-man, get ready for total ladylike delight, since you’ll be bound in your strong stud’s arms, totally suspended and at his orgasmic mercy. And the rapid-fire bouncy action provides a brand-new move — less in-and-out, more up-and-down. As he thrusts against your front vaginal wall, you’re near enough for longing looks and deep kisses — essential ingredients for the ultimate coital connection.
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/positions/pleasure-pick-me-up
Role*Play*Friday: Beyonce
In Little Hill activity on February 6, 2009 at 6:00 pmDon’t hate her. Be her…in any of her videos. While she looked fabulous in Single Ladies, your man may love how she did the cop outfit. If you want to really drive him mad, keep the gun and belt on all night!
Mastermind Minute
In Little Hill brain waves on February 4, 2009 at 8:31 pmIf “A” is success in life, then A = x + y+ z.
x = work
y= play
z= keeping your mouth shut
Valentine’s Day Gift Guide (cause your man needs it)
In Little Hill inspiration on February 4, 2009 at 7:12 pmOur friends at Sicka than Average have definitely come through for the men we love, but are seriously handicapped when it comes to shopping.
Just send him this link with the promise that anything on this list will get him the naughty librarian outfit.
http://www.sickathanaverage.com/sta/2009/02/valentines-day-gift-guide.html
Sex Position of the Week: The Amazing Butterfly
In Little Hill activity on February 3, 2009 at 3:58 pm(Courtesy of Cosmopolitan)
Any position that includes the word “amazing” in it deserves a shot. Any position that includes the word “amazing” and requires props deserves a shot TONIGHT.
EROTIC INSTRUCTIONS:
The key to taking flight is lining up correctly with your lover. First, find a place where you can lie down and he can stand in front of you. The catch: It’s got to be somewhere that puts your pelvis a foot lower than his — maybe your bed (if it’s a high one) or a desk, counter, or even the hood of a car. Then lift your legs and rest them on his shoulders. Tilt your pelvis upward so that your back forms a straight line angling up toward him, and your crotches meet. Have him place his hands under your hips, so he can hold your booty at the perfect angle while he thrusts.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
The Amazing Butterfly is primo for unequaled ecstasy without high-energy commitment. The pelvic tilt gives his penis full access to your vagina and builds in more fluttery friction for both of you. When done very slowly, it’s completely dreamlike. The result? An orgasm that feels like you’re flying.
Add to your own personal pleasure with a little solo action. While you and your guy are going at it, use a free hand to stimulate your clitoris yourself. When you man sees you bringing on your own bliss, you’ll send his desire flying.
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/positions/sex_position_amazing_butterfly_sex
Role*Play*Friday – Naughty Librarian
In Little Hill activity on January 30, 2009 at 3:18 pmWe thank Complex and Olivia Munn for bringing this fantasy to life for ladies to emulate. We only wonder if the Naughty Barnes and Noble employee works too.
http://www.complex.com/ENTERTAINMENT/FEATURES/Oliva-Munn-Halloween
Talib Kweli & John Forte, “Homecoming”
In Little Hill inspiration on January 29, 2009 at 2:48 pmThe Brooklynite and former Refugee Camp All-Star is home from a 7 year bid. How many guys can do 7 years and still sound so smooth?
Drake feat. Trey Songz – Replacement Girl
In Little Hill creation on January 28, 2009 at 1:46 pmThese two gents remind us that there are more women than men in this world…so you can be replaced!
Sex Position of the Week: The Figure Eight
In Little Hill activity on January 26, 2009 at 2:09 pm(courtesy of Cosmopolitan Magazine)
EROTIC INSTRUCTIONS:
Lie on the floor faceup with a couple of pillows propping your butt. Keep your knees half bent, your legs splayed wide, and your arms high over your head or holding on to his side (as in the picture) — so that your body is extremely open. Have your partner enter you at a higher angle than usual (the pillows will help), planting his hands on the floor beside your head. He should move inside you with slow, languid figure-eight motions, so that you feel his whole package — his penis plus pubic region. Remember: The figure-eight motion is key to this maneuver.
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/positions/sex_position_figure_eight_sex
Role*Play*Friday – Mr. & Mrs. Smith
In Little Hill activity on January 23, 2009 at 3:34 pmCatch your man offguard and step into the fictional role of Jane Smith. At the very least he’ll know you can handle a gun and will put him in his place if you have to!
http://www.dominatrixlingerie.com
Nike, Please Slap Me!
In Little Hill humor on January 22, 2009 at 3:13 pmOnly Nike can get away with slapping these many Latin American football players…well maybe Nike, and sexy Latin American women like Adriana Lima.
Barack’s Mind Reader: Jon Favreau
In Little Hill inspiration on January 21, 2009 at 2:08 pm(courtesy of the Guardian)
“Hey Mom, I’m going to skip grad school so I can write speeches for the first black president in history…”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jan/20/barack-obama-inauguration-us-speech
Ryan Leslie – How It Was Supposed To Be (Part II)
In Little Hill creation on January 19, 2009 at 2:02 pmHe rows a boat and knocks out Tyson Beckford in the same video. Classic!
http://www.ryanleslie.com/how-it-was-supposed-to-be-video-2/
Sex Position of the Week: The Face-to-Face Fandango
In Little Hill activity on January 16, 2009 at 2:10 pmWhen your man heads to fandango.com to look for movie tickets let him know that he can “experience” an Oscar-winning performance instead of watching one .
Unless you have a video camera. Then he can do both!
EROTIC INSTRUCTIONS:
This pose gives a whole new meaning to the words “Dirty Dancing.” Lie on the floor or another flat surface faceup, with your legs bent under your thighs and your arms raised straight back over your head. Have your guy lie on top of you face-to-face, his legs straight and his hands gripping either your shoulders or your sides. Once you’ve tweaked the pose so that it’s comfortable for you both, he can penetrate you with wide, circular motions or deep, up-and-down thrusting — whichever best suits your saucy mood.
(courtesy of Cosmopolitan Magazine – www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/positions/sex_position_face_to_face_fandango_sex)
Mastermind Minute
In Little Hill brain waves on January 15, 2009 at 1:43 am“Don’t tell me what you are going to do…show me…”
- Dane Cook’s Father
Mastermind Minute
In Little Hill brain waves on January 7, 2009 at 7:18 pm“Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in love, represent a normal state…being in love shows a person who he/she should be…”
- Anton Chekhov
Mastermind Minute
In Little Hill brain waves on January 6, 2009 at 1:49 am“Only I can change my life…No one can do it for me…”
- Carol Burnett
