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Not-so Mastermind Minute
In Little Hill brain waves, Little Hill humor on April 20, 2009 at 5:22 pmRepresentatives of the best country in the world??? Really???
Kids…don’t do drugs!!!
more about “Hulu – Miss USA: Miss California – In…“, posted with vodpod
TAXES!!!
In Little Hill humor on April 15, 2009 at 9:21 pmNike, Please Slap Me!
In Little Hill humor on January 22, 2009 at 3:13 pmOnly Nike can get away with slapping these many Latin American football players…well maybe Nike, and sexy Latin American women like Adriana Lima.
Little Hill chocolate watch: Grace Jones
In Little Hill humor on December 16, 2008 at 3:38 pmDo your thing Strange (pronounced Stran-Jay)..shame on you if you don’t know the Boomerang reference.
http://www.creativereview.co.uk/crblog/grace-jones-in-chocolate/
Little Hill inspiration: Bruce Lee x Nokia
In Little Hill humor on November 20, 2008 at 4:19 pmLittle Hill inspiration: Jean-Claude Van (you know the rest)
In Little Hill humor on November 19, 2008 at 2:46 pmHe’s back to save us from another action movie with the Rock!
Funny Joke from a Beautiful Woman: Vanessa Ferlito
In Little Hill humor on September 9, 2008 at 3:50 pm(courtesy of Esquire magazine)
One night a man rolls over in bed, giving his wife a big grin. She says, “Not tonight, honey. I have a gynecologist’s appointment tomorrow. I want to stay fresh and clean.” The man, feeling rejected, rolls over and tries to go to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls over again and asks his wife, “Do you have a dentist’s appointment tomorrow?”
http://www.esquire.com/women/funny-joke-from-a-beautiful-woman/ESQ0804-AUG_OPENER?click=main_sr
Square Peg, Round Hole
In Little Hill humor on September 9, 2008 at 3:14 amIt’s Tiger, Tiger, Tiger Woods ya’ll…it’s crazy, baby!
Funny Joke from a Beautiful Woman: Paula Patton
In Little Hill humor on August 31, 2008 at 7:57 am(courtesy of Esquire magazine)
How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to climb up the ladder and screw it in, and four to say, “That should have been me.”
http://www.esquire.com/women/funny-joke-from-a-beautiful-woman/ESQ1206OPENER_49
Rock N Rolla
In Little Hill humor on August 31, 2008 at 7:57 am“RocknRolla, a story of sex, thugs and rock ‘n roll.”
Count us in…
Funny Joke from a Beautiful Woman: Stacy Keibler
In Little Hill humor on August 19, 2008 at 1:34 pm(courtesy of Esquire magazine)
A remote army camp in the mountains is assigned a new commander. During his first inspection, he notices that there is a donkey tied to a tree on the edge of camp. The commander asks what it’s for. One of the soldiers who has been stationed there for a while explains that the men sometimes get lonely, since there are no women in camp, so they have the donkey. After a few weeks, the commander is feeling pretty lonely himself, so he orders the men to bring the donkey to his tent, and he goes to work on it. After about an hour, the commander comes out, zipping up his pants, and says, “So, is that how the other men do it?” One of the men responds, “No, we usually just use the donkey to ride into town.”
http://www.esquire.com/women/funny-joke-from-a-beautiful-woman/ESQ0307funnyjoke
Funny Joke from a Beautiful Woman:Marisa Miller
In Little Hill humor on August 12, 2008 at 3:12 pm(courtesy of Esquire magazine)
What a woman says: “This place is a mess! C’mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you’ll have no clothes to wear if we don’t do laundry right now!”
What a man hears: “Blah, blah, blah, blah. C’MON, YOU AND I, blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES, blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW.”
http://www.esquire.com/women/funny-joke-from-a-beautiful-woman/marisa-miller-0608
Funny Joke from a Beautiful Woman: Jordana Spiro
In Little Hill humor on July 30, 2008 at 4:19 pm(courtesy of Esquire magazine)
The star of TBS’s My Boys tells us a good one about an unconventional method of contraception.
A man’s talking to his friend and he says, “I’m about to go on vacation, and I don’t know what to do.” His buddy asks, “Why?” And the man says, “Well, last year’s vacation was Hawaii. Came back, and the wife was pregnant. The year before that was the Bahamas. Came back, the wife was pregnant. The year before that, Paris. Came back, wife pregnant. His buddy asks, “So what are you going to do differently this year?” And the guy says, “Well, this year I’m going to bring the wife.”
http://www.esquire.com/women/funny-joke-from-a-beautiful-woman/jordana-spiro-0708
Funny Joke from a Beautiful Woman: Olivia Munn
In Little Hill humor on July 24, 2008 at 5:11 am(courtesy of Esquire magazine)
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing-eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head.
The manager runs up to the man and shouts, “What are you doing?!”
The blind man replies, “Just looking around.”
http://www.esquire.com/women/funny-joke-from-a-beautiful-woman/olivia-munn-0508
Funny Joke from a Beautiful Woman:Lena Headey
In Little Hill humor on July 17, 2008 at 3:11 pm(courtesy of Esquire magazine)
Three Italian nuns go to heaven, and God says, “You’ve been so amazing, I’m going to send you back as anyone you want.” Nun No. 1 says, “I want to go back as Brigitte Bardot.” God says, “Granted,” and sends her back to earth. Nun No. 2 says, “I want to go back as Gina Lollobrigida.” And God says, “Have a great time,” and sends her back down. The third nun says, “I want to go back as Sahara Pip-a-leeni!” And God says, “Who’s that?” And she pulls out a newspaper that reads, “Sahara Pipeline Laid by 230 Men.”
About the jokester: If Lena Headey isn’t the First Lady of comic-book-reading sci-fi dweebs, she will be soon. The British actress recently portrayed Queen Gorgo in the superbloody adaptation of Frank Miller’s 300, and she currently stars as the title character on Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, the Fox series that picks up after the events of Terminator 2, a film Headey admits to having only recently seen. Even if she wasn’t aware of the amount of machine ass she’d have to kick, she was physically well suited for the job, thanks to her boxing training. “Where I used to spar, there was this terrifying Russian female boxer named Angel. She was like Dolph Lundgren. Being an actress, I’d scream, ‘Not in the face!’” Fortunately for all, the request was obliged.
http://www.esquire.com/women/funny-joke-from-a-beautiful-woman/lena-headey-0208
Funny Joke from a Beautiful Woman: Lymari Nadal
In Little Hill humor on July 8, 2008 at 2:57 pm(courtesy of Esquire Magazine)
After a long night out at the bar, a man stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. Thinking he might just need some fresh air, he crawled outside. But when he tried to stand again and fell face-first into the mud, he decided to crawl home. The next morning, his wife found him asleep on the doorstep.
“You went out drinking last night, didn’t you?” she said.
“How did you know?” he replied.
“You left your wheelchair at the bar again.”
http://www.esquire.com/women/funny-joke-from-a-beautiful-woman/funnyjoke1107
Funny Joke from a Beautiful Woman: Maggie Q
In Little Hill humor on July 1, 2008 at 2:37 pm(courtesy of Esquire Magazine)
Two men are adrift in a lifeboat for days. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, one of the men stumbles across an old lamp. When he touches it, a genie comes forth. This particular genie, however, states that she can deliver only one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought, one man blurts out, “Make the entire ocean into beer!” The genie claps her hands and the entire sea turns into brew. The other man looks disgustedly at the one who made the wish. After a long, tension-filled moment, he says, “Nice going! Now we’re going to have to pee in the boat.”
http://www.esquire.com/women/funny-joke-from-a-beautiful-woman/funnyjoke0907
Funny Joke from a Beautiful Woman: Noemie Lenoir
In Little Hill humor on June 24, 2008 at 2:52 pm(courtesy of Esquire Magazine)
A guy goes to the supermarket, and a beautiful woman smiles at him and says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place how he knows her. So he asks, “Do you know me?” The woman says, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” His mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife, and he says, “My God! Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery!?” She looks into his eyes and calmly says, “No, I’m your son’s math teacher.”
http://www.esquire.com/women/funny-joke-from-a-beautiful-woman/funnyjoke0807
Funny Joke from a Beautiful Woman: Rose McGowan
In Little Hill humor on June 17, 2008 at 2:20 pm(courtesy of Esquire Magazine)
Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee. The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it. Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that. The next day, the first woman’s husband phones the second woman’s husband, furious: “My wife came home last night without her panties!” “That’s nothing,” says the other. “Mine came back with a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said, ‘From all of us at the fire station, we’ll never forget you.’”
http://www.esquire.com/women/funny-joke-from-a-beautiful-woman/funnyjoke0507
Funny Joke from a Beautiful Woman: Teri Polo
In Little Hill humor on June 10, 2008 at 1:53 pm(courtesy of Esquire Magazine)
A Scotsman in traditional garb walks into a bar. A few hours later, he stumbles into the street and passes out. While he’s unconscious, two tourist girls walk up to him. They want to check and see if the rumor about Scotsmen and their kilts is true, so they lift up his skirt and see that he’s naked underneath. One of the girls takes a blue ribbon out of her hair and ties it around his johnson before they run away laughing. When the Scotsman awakens, he looks down and sees the blue ribbon. “I don’t know where you’ve been or what you’ve done,” he says to his johnson, “but I’m sure glad you won first prize.”
http://www.esquire.com/women/funny-joke-from-a-beautiful-woman/ESQ0105-JAN_OPENER
